Dear Mr. Claus,
I don't want material gifts for Christmas this year. All I want are pure expressions of love.
Ha ha, that was a lie.
XOXO,
Julie
PS: Where's that flying pony I keep asking about? And don't give me any nonsense about how they "don't exist". You are Santa Claus, for goodness' sake - you've got to know better than to try that little argument.
PPS: Please and thank you.*
*No coal in my stocking this year!
Just so you know, I think Santa should give you that flying pony, too.
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